2024 Retrospective:  The Satisfying, The Surprising, The Scary And Slightly Senescent

January 2025

The Satisfying

2024 has been an interesting year to say the least.  As I look back and take stock, one of the most satisfying developments personally has been the readership of this blog.  From a humble start in 2015, readership has bloomed to over 50,000 visitors and over 100,00 views in 2024. Many thanks to all of you!! It’s been an interesting and fun ride.

 

And I am pleased to report that the most read article was again Best Fishing Books Of All Time, garnering over 7,000 visits and in the process dispelling the notion that people don’t actually read much anymore.  As you might expect, most of the views were from English-speaking countries.  But then there were some wild cards, like 243 from Martinique in the Caribbean, where French is the official language and most residents also speak Martinican Creole.  Not to mention 62 from China!  Go figure!!

Particularly gratifying are the kind words and comments from readers like this one:  “Yet another great article!  As an aspiring young fly angler, your informative writing style has helped me grow leaps and bounds.  You are one of the few magicians willing to reveal their secrets  I hope one day I get to see you on the water. Cheers!  Nick.”

Family time on the water with my sweetheart granddaughter Aly and my son Matthew was also a highpoint, from Aly catching a feisty bass canoeing in Florida to Matthew landing a big brown trout in Colorado with able net assistance from Aly.  They also helped me celebrate my…gasp…76th birthday with a big, delectable cake and a beautiful gift of a book covering Aly’s artwork over the past few years.

The party was actually delayed for a few weeks as on my actual birthday  I came down with Covid after dodging the rascal virus since 2019 and despite having all my shots.  It took a couple of weeks to get my energy back, but fortunately no long-term effects.  It also did my heart good to see Aly take up basketball, one of my favorite sports, which allowed me to show off my flashy windmill layup (formerly dunk)  moves.  She’s already dribbling circles around me.

SWISH!!

Off the water I kept busy writing articles for American Fly Fishing and Florida Sportsman.  I think my favorite fly-fishing piece was about returning to a stream of my youth, Clear Creek, high in the mountains of southern Colorado.  Decades earlier as an aspiring angler I caught my first trout in the crystalline waters of this wild stream.  Life goes full circle. 

(For a link to the article in American Fly Fishing see: http://hooknfly.com/2024/07/31/clear-creek-co-a-return-to-nirvana/ )

I was also pleased that an article on kayak fishing in the Everglades was featured in the annual national publication Kayak Fishing Fun. (For a link to the article see: http://hooknfly.com/2024/07/07/kayak-fishing-fun-article/ )

Two fly fishing articles will be published soon in 2025, one on the Tuckasegee River in southwest North Carolina co-authored with my fishing buddy Steve “Mop Fly” Keeble and the other on Jim and Torsido Creeks,  hidden in the mountains of southern Colorado where my intrepid photographer Jody Bol showed off her gymnastic skills to catch that perfect shot of remote Rio Grande Cutthroat waters. 

 

  

 And speaking of fishing buddies, I am fortunate that in addition to the aforementioned Mr. Keeble, I have three other astute and accomplished angling pals, Messrs. Wayne, Mitchell, and Palka to explore with.  Thoughtful gentlemen all who have shared their fishing knowledge with me, they are also gracious enough to let me outfish them occasionally.

While I managed to dodge rafters and float fishermen one terrific fall day on my former home water, the Arkansas River near Salida, Colorado, and catch six muscular brown trout,  small creeks continue to bring me the greatest joy and satisfaction.  The clear waters of tiny Archuleta Creek  in the shadow of a huge volcanic dome near the Continental Divide in southern Colorado yielded some surprisingly sizeable brownies pushing 16-inches while the streams of the Wet Mountains in southern Colorado helped me garner a Grand Slam featuring some beautiful Rio Grande Cutthroats along with feisty rainbows, brookies, and browns.    My search of remote streams that might hold the rare Rio Grande Cutts in Colorado continued with a trek to East Middle Creek near Saguache.  After navigating and huffing and puffing up some steep switchbacks to the stream’s headwaters, I was rewarded with a beautiful 12-inch fish finning in the cloistered water, marking the northernmost stream in the state where the cutts have survived and even flourished.  Catching and releasing that exquisite specimen was a near-religious experience.

(To read the full story of the search see: http://hooknfly.com/2024/08/28/the-search-for-the-elusive-san-luis-valley-rio-grande-cutthroats-continues/ )

Rio Grande Cutthroats were also part of the aforementioned Wet Mountain Valley Grand Slam—catching and releasing four different kinds of trout over one weekend in the fall.  I netted rainbows, browns, and brookies in various reaches of Grape Creek and put icing on the cake with some colorful cutthroats from Medano Creek high in a remote valley between the Wet Mountains and the soaring Sangre De Cristos.  

Wild Medano Creek Rio Grande Cutthroat

Saltwater kayak fishing in my winter haunt near Everglades City continued to be exciting, dodging alligators and hungry sharks to net high-jumping tarpon and muscular snook.  But equally satisfying were several freshwater lakes in the Glades that served up some big largemouth bass, toothy antediluvian gar, and scads of hungry Mayan cichlids and colorful Oscars. 

However, not all my best outings were of the piscatorial pursuit variety.   I had a grand time on several swamp and prairie hikes in the Fakahatchee Strand State Park Preserve and the Big Cypress National Preserve.  On those outings I saw rare Everglades Mink, scads of wading birds like Great Egrets and Wood Storks, gorgeous swamp and prairies wildflowers, and of course big gators closeup. Did I mention the hidden haunted house I showed Aly and my son Matthew on a swamp tour when they visited during March Spring school break or the fabulous shelling beach and frolicking dolphin Capt. Craig of Everglades Boat Adventures shared with us?

Captain Craig and the Duerksen Crew

The Surprising

Without a doubt, the most surprising angling episode of 2024 involved hiking a little-visited trail in the Fakahatchee Strand near Everglades City with two college buddies, discovering a hidden pond absolutely loaded with hungry Oscars, a non-native fish I liken to bluegill on steroids, snagging and breaking off the soft plastic curly tail lure that was absolutely slaying them, realizing I had forgotten to bring extra tails along leading to me throwing a tantrum, then recovering by inventing a hot new lure I call the Band-Aid Fly.  Not pretty but effective.  Necessity was indeed the mother of invention.  I am working on a patent right now. (For the inside skinny on the Band-Aid Jig Fly see: (http://hooknfly.com/2024/04/09/angling-trauma-try-a-band-aid-jig-fly/ )

In Colorado, an amiable spin fisherman I met while camping along Upper Dome Lake southeast of Gunnison taught me a lesson in humility.  In Colorado I am a devoted flies-only angler, occasionally turning my nose up when I see someone so backwards and uncouth as to spin fish.  I had just finished a long and successful day before on Archuleta Creek and decided to take the day off by fly fishing for eager trout from the dam on Upper Dome Lake. Throwing some long double-haul casts with a long fly rod, I soon fooled and released some nice rainbow.  But when the wind kicked up, creating white caps on the water, the fly was soon being blown back in my face.  I hastily beat a retreat to the comfort of my mobile fish camp.  As I downed a cup of hot tea to warm up, I noticed a fellow camping in an RV a short distance away was walking along the banks of the lake casting a lure with his spin rod.  With some frequency his rod seemed to be bending double.  Must be getting snagged I reasoned.  Later that day at lunch I moseyed over to his camp to see how he had done.   I learned he had caught dozens of truculent tiger trout with short casts on a small marabou jig not more than 10 feet from the shoreline.  That afternoon with the wind still howling, I ate a piece of spiced pride and grabbed my little ultra-light spincast outfit I keep in reserve for fishing overgrown beaver ponds. 

I rigged it with a Blue Vibrax spinner lure, heaved it out over the water through the gale, and on the very first cast I caught a spunky rainbow that was soon followed by several more.   What more can I say!!  

On that same trip I got another big surprise.  I decided to spend a day hiking to a series of big beaver ponds on Chavez Creek that flows out of the La Garita Wilderness area about 20 miles above Dome Lake.  Those ponds had produced Brobdingnagian brown trout for me in the past, some pushing 20-inches, but it had been several years since I had made the hour hike downstream from the trailhead to fish them.  I also wanted to fish upstream in a meadow stretch that had produced plentiful brownies in the past until last year when I was not only skunked but mysteriously had nary a strike. 

The hike down was a memorable one with beautiful wildflowers lining the trail and close encounters with antelope and deer. Soon I spied a big new beaver pond, but resisted the urge to sample the alluring waters and continued downstream. 

My fishing fever was rising as I caught glimpses of the ponds downstream from my vantage point on the trail above.  I finally reached the lower pond and bushwhacked down to the water.  And what to my wondering eye should appear…but a blown-out beaver dam with only a shallow stream of water coursing its way through the leftover pond muck through a breach in the dam.

Heartbreaker!!

After a few choice expletives, I trudged resolutely upstream to the next  dam and pond.  But the scene was disappointingly the same.  Not one to quit, I clawed my way through brush to the next dam and clambered up through the mass of branches and sticks only to be greeted again by another blown-out pond.

Another Pond Bites The Dust….er Flood!

OK, enough is enough I thought and headed back up to the trail and upstream.  Just as I was about to throw in the towel, I came to the new pond I had seen earlier, glistening in the sunlight below.  I decided to have lunch to calm my growling stomach and mind, then descended to the water, where I immediately saw some trout rising at the stream inlet.  I navigated around some small trees now inundated by several feet of water and flipped a backhand cast into the flow above.  BANG, no sooner had the flies hit the water than they were sucked under.   Immediately a brook trout splashed to the surface, came in for a quick photo, and then scurried away.  This would be the start of an hour of non-stop fun catching colorful and cooperative brook trout, a few pushing 12-inches. 

Feeling revived I worked my way upstream to another small dam and pond that had been productive in the past and immediately hooked a nice 14-inch brownie and many more brookies. 

Solitary Brown Trout

Then it was on to the meadow section to solve the mystery of the missing browns upstream.  On the way, I managed to scare up a big mama moose and her two calves that had been hiding in willows lining the creek.  Fortunately, she ran up Perfecto Creek, a tributary of Chavez that veered to the west. 

When I reached the open meadow stretch, I knelt carefully and cast into a bend pool that a couple of years ago produced a dozen brownies, naming it then the Big 12 Pool. 

The Mystery Of The Meadow Continues

Immediately something inhaled the dry and the fight was on.  Soon a brookie was slipping into my net.  For the next hour I had a silly good time catching dozens of hungry brookies, but nary a brown.  What happened to all those fatties?  Maybe 2025 will reveal the secret?!?

The final surprise of 2024 involved my annual fly-fishing trip with my buddy from Florida, Robert Wayne, Esq.  We set up camp in Del Norte, Colorado, in September to sample creeks in the surrounding high country.  We had a banner day on remote Jim Creek above La Jara Reservoir for colorful Rio Grande Cutthroats, and Bob notched a whopper of a  brown trout on Saguache Creek to the north.  I prepared Bob for a grand finale on Clear Creek near Creede where I had several outstanding days earlier in the summer.  We traversed the very steep trail into lower Clear Creek in an impressive fashion for two septuagenarians and exchanged high fives when we reached the beautiful waters in the canyon. 

Everything looked great—plenty of water thanks to ample August rains that broke a long drought.  It would be the last of our smiles.  Turned out there was way too much water.  Wading was tough, and the good pools were all washed out.  Here and there we would spy a trout fleeing was we pushed up stream in the torrent.  Two hours later Bob actually hooked a fish in a fast run that immediately jumped and sent the fly flying.  We looked at each other and decided, despite the ignominy of a SKUNK, that was a sign–the first goose egg either of us had experienced in years.  Over lunch we drowned our sorrows in some good libations and victuals, surrounding by beautiful fall colors.

Post-Skunk Libations And Victuals

I usually head to Florida for the winter right after Halloween and a fun evening of trick or treating with my sweetheart Aly, but this fall I took on an interesting assignment to assist Saguache County, home of several of my favorite trout streams, in dealing with proposals it was grappling with to build huge industrial-scale solar energy facilities.  Because the San Luis Valley is one of the sunniest locales in Colorado, it is a magnet for these facilities that can cover hundreds of acres with significant impacts on wildlife, agricultural areas, and scenic vistas.  With generous support of the Gates Family Foundation out of Denver, I teamed with a bright, hard-working law professor, Jonathan Rosenbloom, to produce a detailed report recommending regulations to ensure the facilities are properly sited and operated to address potential adverse impacts while still accommodating these energy sources so essential to reducing carbon emissions and grappling with climate change.

That meant I was still around for the big surprise November snow in Colorado, with 15 inches dumped at my cabin and necessitating shoveling snow off my cabin porch, which convinced me to head to Florida right after Thanksgiving! 

Glad I did.  My first two kayak outings, one on a freshwater lake in the Fakahatchee Strand Preserve State Park that produced epic fishing for largemouth bass and Oscars and the other in the saltwater of the Everglades National Park around Chokoloskee Bay where hungry speckled sea trout couldn’t resist my offerings, including one rod-bender that went 21-inches, reminded me why I enjoy winters in the Glades.

The Scary and Slightly Senescent

Not all was fun and games in 2024. On returning to Colorado in mid-May, I was greeted by my sweetheart granddaughter Aly waiting patiently for me in the driveway on her new bike.  She was ready to roll, so I found my bike helmet in the garage and borrowed my son’s bike and off we went. 

We practiced driving on the street with only one hand and then no hands before taking off down one of the gravel bike trails that weave in and out of the houses and open space.  I saw a group of ladies walking towards us so, as a gentleman, steered off the trail into an adjacent cul-de-sac with Aly close behind.  We pedaled a wide circle in the cul-de-sac as the walkers passed by then I headed back towards the trail.  But the sun was glaring directly in my eyes and I didn’t see the gutter was elevated above a drain and drove smack into it.  My fat tires crunched into the drain, and the bike instantly came to a dead stop while I flew headfirst over the handlebars and landed ten feet away.  The ladies came running back and wanted to call the EMS, but I said I was fine, if a bit sore.  Luckily the helmet saved my hard head, but later I would learn at the doctor’s office a few days later that I had two broken ribs!  Painful, but there isn’t really much one can do except take it easy let it heal.  I was fishing within two weeks!

 The real scary stuff took place a month later.  A shakedown cruise in June in my travel trailer (aka mobile fishing camp) reminded me to take my time and be methodical in trip preparation, especially when you are a septuagenarian and possibly slightly senescent!

Getting Ready For Shakedown Cruise

I had dutifully drained the antifreeze in the water system on my travel trailer, flushed it out and refilled the water tanks.  I tested the new water pump, and it hummed efficiently.  Next, I checked to make sure the propane tanks were full and carefully tested each of the three gas burners on the stove.   They all functioned perfectly, and then I ran the gas furnace and checked the gas connection that would run the little refrigerator.  The batteries were next.  I charged them up and checked the solar panel which would keep them humming in the boondocks, allowing me to have light in the trailer and recharge my cell phone after the daily quotient of photos of the scenery, wildflowers, wild animals, and big fish.  After all that activity, I retired to the front porch to enjoy the view and have a glass of wine.

I was admiring the gaudy Western Tanagers, Black-Headed Grosbeaks, and assorted hummingbirds visiting my bird feeders when I heard a chirping noise coming from out back beyond the trailer among the pinon trees and sage.  Maybe a new bird for my list??  I crept quietly around the cabin in the direction of the cheeping but couldn’t see anything.  The chatter continued.  I slyly pulled out my cell phone and opened the Merlin bird app from the Cornell School of Ornithology and held it high in the air.  It identifies birds by their calls.  I could tell the app was struggling, but it finally identified the call of a spotted towhee, a shy handsome bird that frequents the area.  I never did get a glimpse of the bashful guy.

Secretive Spotted Towhee

Next morning when I awakened, I heard the phantom towhee who was continuing to chirp merrily away.  After finishing breakfast, I snuck outside to see if I could spot him.  Then I realized the call was coming from my travel trailer.  I opened the door and sure enough a little black box near the floor under a window was sounding off.  I unplugged the device and found it was a propane gas detector.  

LIFESAVER!!

But there was nothing using gas.  The note on the box said it should be replaced every 5 years, and my trailer just turned seven, so I thought it must be defective and was ready to toss it into the trash when I happened to glance over to the stove….and saw that one burner was not fully off and not lit!  I had apparently turned it to the lowest setting when testing but had not shut it off completely so it had been running all night long!  I quickly turned it off and bailed out of the trailer.  Since propane gas is odorless, no telling what might have happened if it had continued to slowly leak gas into the trailer and I had lit a match!  Yikes!!

Enough of this nonsense! It was time to hit the road. My long driveway is bumpy and steep, always reminding me to test the trailer brakes and put the SUV into four-wheel drive to slow the descent while I give the brakes a little test.  Unfortunately in my haste to hit the road, I forgot to switch back into 2WD and proceeded to drive for 45 miles in 4WD at speeds to 60 mph before noticing my error.  The owner’s manual cautions never to drive in 4WD over 55 mph.  Luckily, I seem to have dodged a bullet as the 4WD performed flawlessly throughout the trip in more suitable terrain at acceptable speeds. 

When I got to Upper Dome Lake where I would be camping in a state wildlife area, I was anxious to get on a nearby creek which appeared to be high but fishable.  I unlocked the trailer ball and cranked it down from the hitch receiver on the SUV.  I moved the SUV forward and went about leveling the trailer.  But before I could finish the job, a huge gust of wind, probably more than 40 mph, swept over the trailer and BANG, pushed the trailer jack/hitch off the block of wood it was resting on.  The trailer skidded forward a half dozen feet, coming close to crashing into the SUV.  I had to struggle for 30 minutes to get the trailer hitch jacked up high enough to reconnect it back to the trailer ball on the SUV and then maneuver the trailer back into position.  This would have been easily avoided by the simple act of setting the tire blocks first before unhooking the trailer.  Lesson learned. 

Block Those Tires!

Unfortunately, I didn’t realize till later that the trailer jack had been damaged.  Fortunately, the jack crank still worked, if barely. I was able to hitch the trailer up to the SUV when I headed home a few days later and get a  new trailer jack pronto.

I partially redeemed myself, however, when the phone charging outlet in the trailer went dead, meaning no camera and no way to contact anyone except with my emergency satellite phone.  Fortunately, fighting off senescence, I had purchased a portable power block that I was able to use to recharge the phone three times during the trip.

Power Block Saves The Day!!

The next few months were relatively peaceful and safe until the last day of my quest for the aforementioned Wet Mountain Valley grand slam.  The target was the Rio Grande Cutthroats that thrived in remote Medano Creek, tucked in a hidden valley between the rugged Wet Mountain and Sangre de Cristo ranges.  The challenge would be getting to the creek from my campground near Westcliffe in the Wet Mountain Valley over the gnarly road that went over Medano Pass.  For safety’s sake, my fishing buddy Tom Palka drove over from Salida to join me.  Always good to have a 50-something youngster with you when the going gets tough.

I had made the trek over Medano Pass several times, and the two-track road seemed to get worse every trip.  This one was no exception. 

Heavy rains earlier in August had gouged out mini-canyons all along the route.  In several stretches where the road split around trees or big boulders, Tom would jump out of the SUV and check things out.  All was going well as my new AT tires were performing nicely.  As we neared the pass and the descent into the Medano Creek Valley where things would get a lot easier, we came to another split in the road.  Tom reconnoitered and signaled me to take the track to the right.  I was a little skeptical as I had tried that course several years ago and found it too rocky.  But now it looked smoother. As Tom gave me the go-ahead signal, I lurched forward and made a turn up a steep stretch.  But in just a few feet, my tires started to slip and spin wildly, kicking up big rocks that barely missed Tom who was standing to the side below.  I slammed on the brakes as I started to slide backwards, but to no avail.  I gunned forward again but kept sliding backwards with increasing speed.  I could see a wall of big trees looming up behind in my rearview mirror.  My only hope was to steer the vehicle to firmer ground on the left, so I spun the steering wheel gingerly  in that direction which resulted in the SUV tilting dangerously as it swung around.  Miraculously, it didn’t tip, allowing me to stop and then inch forward VERY slowly turning the steering wheel to the right to get the vehicle facing downhill.  Tom jumped back in and we retreated to the split and took the other fork which was rough but not life-threatening.  The  good news is that we had a banner day catching and releasing those brilliantly colored cutts of Medano Creek to complete the Grand Slam.

(For the full story of the Grand Slam, see: http://hooknfly.com/2024/11/08/the-quest-for-a-wet-mountain-valley-trout-grand-slam-day-3/ )

The last scary moment of 2024 occurred with Bob Wayne as we hiked down the very steep slope on a trail featuring plenty of loose rocks to fish the lower reaches of Clear Creek in a beautiful canyon.  We were picking our way carefully down the track when Bob stopped to take a breather.  I clambered back up to rest with him and was mesmerized at the view down a narrow, very steep, and snag-filled side canyon. 

I immediately pulled my phone out to snap a photo, but in my hurry, hooked it on my fishing vest and watched in absolute horror as it flew from my hand and started to bounce down the slope…one bounce, two bounces…and on the third bounce at the edge of the  precipice it miraculously hung up on a small patch of vegetation, leaning precariously into the abyss.  Trembling, I crawled down the slope about ten feet, held my breath, and scooped up the phone. 

Phone Rescue Mission Underway!!

Its screen cover was cracked at the bottom with fractures emanating from it, but otherwise it was fine.  And continues to be.  I haven’t replaced the screen cover yet, leaving it as a reminder to take it easy!

Last Laughs

Being a fun-loving senior citizen, it would not be acceptable to end this retrospective of a tale of the almost annihilated iPhone.  Some of the best laughs of 2024 came as I trick or treated with granddaughter Aly on Halloween.  Dressed up like a maniac clown, I had a blast jumping out from behind bushes and scaring the daylights out of passing teenagers as Aly knocked on neighborhood doors. 

Ready For Halloween Fun!!

And being the proverbial eternal optimist, I successfully shook off recurrent worries about the future staring me in the face and fears about how much longer an aging septuagenarian like me could paddle and pedal a kayak for 8 hours in the wilds while dodging pesky gators to catch feisty snook, tarpon, and (being a confirmed ladies’ man) those beloved ladyfish.  Or hike into a steep canyon to chase wild trout…and survive the climb back out in one piece.  Then thanks to a birthday card from a cheeky, impudent female friend, everything was put into perspective.  Clearly with my up-to-date sartorial inclinations (Okay, okay so the pix is 10 years old!), I have not yet entered the final and likely deadly phase of the male pants cycle as she seemed to be intimating!   Many good years are clearly still ahead until I break out the suspenders, other than those used for fishing waders, and hike my  pants up above my belly button!

Angling Trauma?  Try A Band-Aid Jig Fly

April 2024

All experienced anglers have suffered serious fishing-related trauma.  The agony associated with the  dreaded skunk (aka being shut out and not catching any fish) and resulting bruised ego come to mind.  Or losing that favorite fly or lure to a nasty snag while the fish are biting like crazy but with no replacement in the fly or tackle box.  What to do?!?  Try this new, hot Band-Aid Jig Fly in an emergency…or any time you want to catch loads of fish. 

Jig flies have become all the rage in the angling community.  Basically, they are flies tied on a hook featuring a jig head. 

Jig Fly

Jig flies are supremely versatile, able to cover the water column from top to bottom in a realistic, alluring fashion that fish just can’t seem to resist.  But the Band-Aid Jig Fly is in a class by itself.  It reminds me of the story of the eponymous Mop Fly dreamed up by famous angler Jim Estes of North Carolina for southeastern trout streams.  In the 1990s Estes walked into a Dollar General Store where he spied a chartreuse-green mop head with small spongy worm-like strands on the shelf.  He figured it looked like a fuzzy caterpillar that trout doted on in his favorite streams so snipped off one of the strands. He used it as the abdomen on a fly hook with a black chenille collar coupled with a small brass bead. 

Mop Fly

The rest is history as trout after trout fell victim to his concoction, making it one of the most famous new flies of the 21st Century.  Mop Fly mania swept the country. The Band-Aid Jig Fly promises to be of the same class.  Here’s the creation story behind this amazing brand-new  innovation along with detailed instructions on how to tie it up.

Recently on one fine Spring Day in the Everglades, I was guiding two of my visiting college buddies Lance Miller and Joe Perez on a backcountry hiking trip in the Everglades.

Within a mile of the trailhead, we came to a hidden freshwater pond I had serendipitously stumbled onto on an earlier exploratory trip. Then I found it alive with fish busting the surface as they eagerly downed a meal.  I’d never seen anything like it in the more than 60 years I have been chasing the finned creatures, but unfortunately I had not thought to bring a fishing rod along.

Fortuitously, at the last minute before leaving home on this trip with my buddies I had grabbed a fishing rod just in case the fish were still hungry and we might be able to wet a line.  I had tied on an old-favorite, reliable lure, a curlytail plastic mounted on a small red jig head, a combo that imitates a small wriggling fish when retrieved. 

Gold Curlytail On Red Jig Head

When we got to the pond, on the very first cast Lance made a hungry fish smacked the lure and nearly pulled the rod out of the his hands.  He hung on for dear life and finally hauled the truculent piscatorial prize in for a photo and quick release.  It was a feisty, chunky Oscar, a cichlid from South America that had been imported into the US in the 1950s as an aquarium fish, escaped into the canals of Miami, and has spread all over southern Florida. 

Next it was Joe’s turn.  The cast flew across the pond, and before Joe could crank the reel handle a couple of turns the lure disappeared in a giant vortex of water leaving Joe’s rod bending double.  After an epic battle that went back and forth as the fish dove for freedom under some overhanging branches, Joe muscled the finned demon to shore.

Five casts later, five more fish came to the net.  We were all ecstatic, laughing and prancing around like a bunch of teenagers, instead of the somber, serious, and wise septuagenarians that we are.  But then tragedy struck.  Joe slowed his retrieve a bit after a subsequent cast, and the lure sank deeper…right into a nasty snag of hidden submerged tree limbs. Lance and I chastised Joe severely, and I used every trick I knew to get the lure loose while simultaneously turning the sky blue with expletives.  It was the only lure I had brought with me.  I gave the line one last tremendous jerk, and voila’, the jig came flying back at me at supersonic speed.  Relying on my cat-like quickness, I ducked and avoided being impaled.  I was all grins as I walked over to pick up the jewel, but gasp when I saw that all that was left was the jig head hook—the curlytail was lost somewhere in the depths.

Lance and I fumed, toying with the idea of chucking Joe into the pond where a gator had recently been attracted by all the commotion. 

Big Gator Eyes Joe For Morning Snack

But cooler heads prevailed, mainly because Joe was stronger than us and much more pugnacious.  But now the issue was what to do!!  I started pawing around inside my daypack, hoping to find something to replace the curlytail.  Maybe I could cut some strips off an old yellow poncho I found buried in the bowels of the pack and tie them to the jig head to imitate a fleeing fish as they waved in the water when retrieved.  No, they were so thin they would likely tear off when a fish hit.  I kept digging and finally found the answer in my little red first aid kit—a band-aid tucked between the ibuprofen bottle and some little blue pills in a plastic bag.  I peeled away the outer wrapper of the band-aid, which was a monumental challenge for old fingers, and removed the sticky covering.  Next I shaped one end into a reasonable facsimile of a fish tail fin.  I then ran the hook through the cotton pad in the middle of the band-aid so it wouldn’t pull out when it was yanked into the lips of the unsuspecting fish. It wasn’t the most attractive of jig flies, but necessity has to be the mother of invention. It certainly beat nothing. Man was I in for a pleasant surprise!!

Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention: The Revolutionary Band-Aid Jig Fly

It was with great trepidation that I arched a cast with this new odd-looking jig fly on my line to the far side of the pond.  It landed right on target where the fish had been feeding with abandon minutes before Joe’s faux pas.  I paused to let the fly sink a bit so the band-aid tail would pulsate alluringly. Suddently the water erupted in a small geyser as a big Oscar pounced on it

The Band-Aid Jig Fly Strikes

After this test run, I cast and handed the rod to Lance and as soon as the Band-Aid Fly hit the water it was pounced on by another Oscar. Lance adroitly fought the tough cookie and worked it into the net, another victim of the enticing Band-Aid Jig Fly. 

Lance Becomes A Devotee Of The Band-Aid Jig Fly

Lance handed the rod to Joe and he was soon tusseling with another Oscar, successfully reeling it in without getting it snagged–much to our relief!

Joe Keeps The Fishs Parade Rolling

Joe’s catch would be the second of a dozen more fish that couldn’t resist the enticing Band-Aid Jig Fly. Needless to say, my buddies were smiling and celebrating as they took turns landing fish after scrappy fish.

Fast forward a few months.  On subsequent outings, the Band-Aid Jig Fly had proved irresistible to every species of fish in the Everglades, freshwater and saltwater.  Bass, snook, gar, tarpon, or redfish, it made no difference.  Now positive reports are streaming in from around Florida and beyond. Reportedly trout in Colorado and other Rocky Mountain States can’t get enough of the alluring Band-Aid Jig Fly.

Lance Demonstrates The Band-Aid Jig Fly Works On
Big Lakes As Well

Quickly the word has gotten out about the inimitable Band-Aid Jig Fly, whispered from angler-to-angler throughout the Everglades and far beyond.  As a consequence of my big mouth, I have come under intense pressure to reveal the recipe for this new creation and toyed with the idea of seeking a patent, thinking of the nice cushion it would create in my retirement funds as the money flowed in.  But I have decided as a gift to my fellow anglers I will share the bounty just as Jim Estes did with the Mop Fly and reveal the secret recipe for it as set forth below, accompanied by a step-by-step photo guide.  Just remember to take along extra band-aids on your next fishing trip as they may save the day, practice catch and release of those fish that are entranced by the Band-Aid Jig Fly, and leave no trace.  Oh, and don’t believe everything you read! Tight lines….

STEPBY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS FOR CREATING THE BAND-AID JIG FLY

BAND-AID JIG FLY RECIPE

Hook:  Size 6-10 beadhead hook or 1/8 ounce or smaller jig head on Size 2 or smaller hook.

Hackle:  One end cut into strips and flared around the jig head.

Body:  Band-aid pad

Tail:  Other end of band-aid pinched together to form a paddle tail that will wriggle when fly is retrieved.

Emergency Health Warning Issued for South Florida Saltwater Anglers!!

December 2023

As if Covid and RSV infections are not enough to deal with, now south Florida saltwater anglers must grapple with another dreaded illness that has no known permanent cure: MANGROVE MADNESS!! Unfortunately, one of the vicissitudes of a life of fishing in the Everglades is the extreme likelihood that one will eventually contract this pernicious disease. How do you determine if you are afflicted? Common symptoms include repeatedly attempting to make nearly impossible long casts to tarpon hiding under overhanging mangrove branches or in log-infested, narrow backcountry creeks.

Another sure manifestation is venturing into claustrophobic mangrove tunnels filled with numerous snags, clutching branches, and sticky spider webs in search of elusive snook.

Fortunately, when I contracted this wicked malady, I immediately sought medical attention. The good news, my doctor informed me, was that the latest scientific piscatorial research reveals that, as he put it quite succinctly, “the tug is the drug.” In other words, it is curable only by catching and releasing prodigious numbers of truculent snook and high-flying tarpon in mangrove jungles and other infested overgrown locations.

Actually, I would later learn that there really is no cure. However, intensive on-the-water treatment several times a week reportedly can forestall deadly relapses. I urge all my fishing colleagues in the Everglades to take appropriate action to prevent succumbing to this mind-bending disease!!

Where The Wild Fins Want To Be: Solving The Water Temperature Conundrum

Florida–Early March 2023

As a young farmboy in Kansas, I was raised on catching freshwater catfish in the Little Arkansas (ARE-Kansas) River near my hometown. It was easy. When the river was up, the catfish went on the feed and liked the live leapfrogs we suckered them with. But the more I chase snook, reds, and tarpon in saltwater (and just about anything that will bite), the more complicated angling seems to have become. Some days my head spins thinking about how the tides, salinity, wind, moon phase, depth, bait, currents, and time of day are going to affect my next outing fishing inshore and in the backcountry of the Everglades and Ten Thousand Islands near Everglades City. Periodic cold fronts that have blasted through the area this winter have made water temperature an even bigger factor, often trumping everything else.

In late December and then again in mid-January air temperatures fell precipitously from the 80s during the day into the low 40s for several nights in a row.  That dropped water temperatures into the 50s.  On one trip soon after the December cold snap, I saw literally thousands of Oscars and Mayan Cichlids killed on the Fakahatchee Strand Preserve’s East River.  The piles of dead fish made for vulture heaven. 

Cichlids Bite The Dust

Post Cold Snap Vulture Feast

Fortunately, I saw only a couple of dead baby tarpon and no snook.  However, other angling friends sadly reported seeing dead sportfish in the backcountry as well as manatee.

Cold Front Victim

Mercifully for us snowbirds, a couple of weeks post-cold front, things started to recover.  Inshore the fish had the luxury of retreating into deeper water of the Gulf during the frigid weather, and then the tides coming in from the nearby Gulf warmed things up quickly.  But in the Everglades backcountry where I like to explore, the story was different.  I was surprised to find that a temperature difference of five degrees between 60 and 65 or 65 and 70 in locations not far from one another made a big difference, making fishing a real challenge. The problem was that the temperatures at my launch in Chokoloskee were usually warmer than in the backcountry which made predicting where to go a crap shoot–or even whether I should venture out at all.  Here is an example of the conundrum I was grappling with.  In early January, my fishing buddy Steve Keeble, drove down from Georgia to thaw out and chase some snook.  The water temperature in Chokoloskee Bay was pushing 70 degrees, so things looked good when we plotted our backcountry trip, within the comfort range for snook and redfish according to a handy-dandy temperature table I had cobbled together based on some on-line research.

FISHPREFERRED WATER TEMPERATURE
(IN DEGREES)
KILLER TEMPERATURE
SNOOK70-8245-50
REDFISH61-90Below 40
TARPON75-90Below 55
SPECKLED SEA TROUT69-80Below 48
LADYFISH52-9545-50
JACK CREVALLE70-85+Avoids Temps Below 65
GOLIATH GROUPER73-82+Avoids Temps Below 60
LARGEMOUTH BASS61-84Seeks Deeper Water Below 40
OSCARS/MAYAN CICHLIDS74-8155

But when we motored into the backcountry in my Gheenoe, we were skunked with nary a bite in one tidal creek where the water temperature was 65 degrees.  I was ready to give up but decided to try another nearby creek, and there we found hungry fish, including a big mama snook that Mr. Keeble adroitly landed after some mangrove mayhem–despite the water temperature being just over 60. 

33-Inch Mama Snook

After some head scratching, we concluded the difference apparently was depth.  The first creek being only three feet deep and the second having narrower channels where the depth was four-to-five feet which gave the fish a sanctuary to retreat to during the earlier cold snap, warmer than the surface temperature.  Now the puzzle was how to predict water temperatures in the backcountry more accurately before I headed out.

A few weeks later Mr. Keeble, back north freezing his derrière off, sent me an email that clued me in on a valuable tool that has helped me gain some insights into the water temperature conundrum—an obscure website with the bureaucratically inspired name of National Data Buoy Center (NDBC).  A part of NOAA (the federal National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration), the center bills itself as “the premier source of meteorological and oceanographic measurements for the marine environment”—and it is!  The NDBC maintains hundreds of buoys around the United States. 

Fortunately, the NDBC maintains four information gathering sites near Everglades City within Everglades National Park.  They are: 1) CNBFI-Cannon Bay, (2) LMRFI—Lostmans, (3)WLFI—Watson’s Place, and (4)  WIWFI—Willy Willy.  The Willy Willy site is particularly relevant for my backcountry peregrinations because it is farther away from the waters of the Gulf than the other three and located in a tidal creek rather than a wide tidal river or big bay—not a foolproof indicator by any means, but certainly better than flying blind.

Now before any trip into the Everglades backcountry, I open the NDBC web page, click on the four sites, and get the inside skinny on water temperatures and other data.  Then when I get to the areas in my motorboat I have decided to explore, I check the water temperature and depth displays carefully on my Garmin Echomap to home in on the most likely spots. 

Temperature Tracking Pays Off

If out in my Hobie Outback kayak, I go more rudimentary, dropping a water thermometer overboard (tied to my yak!) for a temperature reading and extend my collapsible paddle to full length to determine the depth. Temperature is also important in freshwater lakes in the Everglades for tracking down bass and cichlids.

I assiduously record this information in the journal I maintain for every fishing trip which allows me to feed it all into the giant mainframe computer I maintain at home that spits out exact spots to fish next time out with 100% reliability.  I wish.  But having this information does often provide a leg up and leads me into the likely areas without a lot of fruitless experimenting by hoping from place-to-place. 

Things will be different during the summer around Everglades City when the shallow backcountry waters heat up rapidly, exceeding the upper comfort limits of many sportfish.  Then the most likely fishing spots will be inshore among and just off the Ten Thousand Islands closer to the cooler waters of the Gulf, but the process of checking the NDBC site will be the same.  Of course, all the other variables—tides, wind, currents, moon phase, etc.—have to be factored into the equation….but that’s what makes fishing, and hopefully catching, such fun and provides anglers with ample excuses to get out on the water and figure it all out. 

Looking Back On 2022: The Best, The Befuddling, And The Bungled

January 2023

January 2022 dawned sunny and bright, with me salting margaritas down in the Everglades instead of sidewalks in Colorado and, better yet, wrestling snook instead of shoveling snow!  Covid was finally in the rearview mirror for the most part and promises for a bountiful piscatorial year are looking good.  So how did it turn out?  Here’s a look back at the best of 2022 and some bungled episodes as well.

It’s hard to believe that I hadn’t fished in the Everglades–or anywhere in Florida for that matter like the Keys—in the winter for almost two years!  Despite that hiatus and fewer articles about fishing in the Sunshine State  being posted in 2022, I was grateful my readers stuck with me and that the number of visitors and views stayed steady at the peak levels established in 2020.  Many thanks!

Fishing Buddies And Family

As I age (slowly and gracefully), the connections angling brings with fishing buddies and family become ever more important and treasured.  I had some fun and productive outings in Florida with Jim Cannon (former owner of the renowned Blue Quill Anglers in Colorado), my Colorado neighbor Charlie Cain, Esq., Steve Keeble, Robert Wayne, Esq. (who lives in Naples, FL), and my old college roomie Morris Douglas Martin. 

We had a lot of laughs together while we boated a lot of fish, and better yet, I learned some new tricks and tips from them. You ought to see Cannon and Keeble fly cast from a kayak—impressive! In Colorado during the summer the fish parade continued with good friends Bob Wayne and Steve Spanger as we chased trout in the Colorado wilds. I also enjoyed fishing with new friends Tom Palka, who writes the newsletter for our local Trout Unlimited Chapter, and Kim LeTourneau, an accomplished guide for my local fly shop Ark Anglers who also covers fishing for the Mountain Mail newspaper.

Whether in Florida or in the Rockies, they all had the chutzpah to outfish me!!

In March my son Matthew came down for a week to soak some rays and relax.  The day we spent in the Everglades backcountry together warmed this father’s heart.  It was a smorgasbord of feisty fish—snook, sea trout, ladies, jacks, and even a gafftopsail catfish that put up a great fight before sliming us when we wrestled with him to remove the hook.  The video says it all.

This proud papa was thrilled when Florida Sportsman published a short article in the fall that I wrote about fishing the Tamiami Trail country around Everglades City.  It featured a couple of great photos of Matthew and yours truly with some nice snook.

Come summer back in Colorado my little sweetheart granddaughter Aly showed off her casting skills while catching some nice rainbows in a high mountain lake along with her Daddy Matthew.  The mile walk in and out to the lake was a great nature hike featuring beautiful wildflowers and a close encounter with a big buck mule deer.

Most Popular Posts And Published Articles

The continuing popularity of a series of five blog posts I penned in 2020 entitled “The Best Fishing Books Of All Time” is remarkable.  It garnered over 3,000 views this year and on Google searches for ‘best fishing books’ has become the most popular link on that subject, even outpacing Amazon’s sponsored ads.  Take that Zuckerberg! 

What is really gratifying is seeing that level of interest in angling books, from serious literature to technical how-to works, remains high in this age of videos and on-line reading. Here is a link of you want to take a look: http://hooknfly.com/2020/08/01/the-best-fishing-books-of-all-time/

Another surprise was that the most popular post overall was one entitled “Taking A Hike In The Everglades…And Stumbling On A Hidden Bass Lake.”  Focused mainly on hiking in the Fakahatchee Strand Preserve State Park near Everglades City, it garnered about 4,500 views.  Here is a link to the post: http://hooknfly.com/2022/04/16/taking-a-hike-in-the-everglades-and-stumbling-on-a-hidden-bass-lake/

As a result, I decided to branch out a bit and write about hiking around my winter home base as well as fishing.  My next effort, the first in a series about hiking the main trails in the park, appeared in December.  Click on the link to read the post: http://hooknfly.com/2022/11/30/hiking-the-fab-four-trails-of-the-fakahatachee-strand-preserve-state-park-1-the-west-main/

The most read angling posts, with almost 4,000 views, were again a quartet about finding and fishing for rare Rio Grande Cutthroat trout in southern Colorado. For my latest foray on the fab forks of the Conejos with my photographer Jody Bol, see: http://hooknfly.com/2022/08/15/conejos-river-capers/

The post on kayak and wade fishing around Bahia Honda State Park in the Florida Keys again took the top spot for saltwater. See for the latest post on Bahia Honda: http://hooknfly.com/2019/06/08/bahia-honda-state-park-post-irma/

Now that I am back in Florida for the winter and spring, you can bet I will be getting out on the water and sharing new trips and tales.  I have already made plans for a two-week fishing trip to the Florida Keys in late April.

When the weather was uncooperative or the winds howling, I hunkered down and continued to write articles for American Fly Fishing and Florida Sportsman.  The article about fishing in South Park, Colorado, was titled “Mission Impossible:  Searching For Fish And Solitude.”

Fishing The Hidden Waters Of South Park: Under The Radar

It was the lead featured piece in the July issue of American Fly Fishing and focused on finding hidden and remote creeks in the famous valley near Denver, home of the South Platte River, Dream Stream, and other popular waters and lakes that sometimes feature combat fishing.  http://hooknfly.com/2022/07/21/south-park-under-the-radar/

Florida Sportsman ran two of my articles in 2022.  The first was a fun one in which I discussed the very controversial gar conversion therapy.  Under the heading “In Defense Of The Antediluvian Gar,”  I stood up for this hard-fighting, oft-underestimated fish while documenting the successful conversion of a tarpon aficionado to gar fishing in the Everglades.  http://hooknfly.com/2022/11/19/gar-conversion-therapy/

Bob Wayne Undergoing Gar Conversion Therapy

The second piece, noted above, recounted the variety of angling opportunities along the Tamiami Trail between Naples and Miami. 

Most Rewarding Trips

One of my favorite streams close to home is a remote twenty mile stretch of Grape Creek between Westcliffe and Canon City, Colorado.  Over the past decade I have had many memorable trips into the canyon where the creek runs, chasing plentiful and hungry browns and rainbows.  But disaster struck a couple of years ago when two giant flash floods only a few weeks apart scoured the canyon and practically wiped out all insect life in the upper reaches.  Without food, the fish abandoned the stretches I frequented.  After a couple of fruitless trips, I decided to wait a couple of years to see if Grape Creek would recover.  Thankfully, it did, and I was rewarded with my biggest trout of the year—a 19-inch brown—during a July trip. 

How Now Brown Trout

A bonus was that some healthy foot-long rainbow trout had apparently migrated down from the tailwaters of DeWeese Reservoir and helped provide non-stop action. http://hooknfly.com/2022/08/05/grape-creek-comeback/

Another trip up the headwaters of the Conejos River high in the mountains of southern Colorado provided some unexpected and mostly pleasant surprises.  Exploring the five forks of the Conejos River is on my bucket list.  I have had terrific days on the Lake and Adams Fork chasing beautiful, rare Rio Grande Cutthroats. This year I had my eye on fishing the Middle and North Forks, both of which can be reached as they branch off the Upper Conejos River about two miles above Platoro Reservoir.  Being remote streams, I expected a plethora of feisty fish including cutthroats that I had found on the nearby Adams Fork.  But after pounding the lower reaches of each for an hour, I was beginning to have my doubts.  I decided to try one last pool on the Middle Fork that looked particularly inviting and struck a bonanza.  On my first cast I watched transfixed as a huge brown trout rose slowly from the depths and inhaled my fly.  Then it was off to the races, trying to run down the rascal who had managed to fly by me and head downstream into a brush pile.  Somehow I managed to extricate that big brownie and followed that miracle by catching his large mate on the very next cast.  

Given that result, I decided I’d better retrace my steps and go up higher on the North Fork. However, I only managed a few small browns on that stretch before it disappeared into a ravine above the valley. Needless to say, I was perplexed. Why so few fish on the Middle and North Forks, albeit big ones on the Middle Fork? The revelation would come as I fished back down on the Upper Conejos below the fork to the trailhead where my SUV was parked. Here on a mile stretch I caught a passel of brown trout, most over 15-inches. The answer?? As confirmed by a local angler at the general store in Platoro, the big fish migrate out of Platoro Reservoir into the Upper Conejos and grow fat and sassy eating all the little guys. Of course, now I must return in 2023 to confirm this theory!

Prospecting For Trout On The Fab Forks Of The Conejos River:  #3 and #4—The Middle And North Forks

The Scary And Amusing, The Sad And The Confusing

In 2022 I thankfully avoided any scary incidents with moose, mountain lions, sharks and the like that I have had in the past.  But the year’s most blood-curdling incident was self-inflicted, with an alligator playing the villain.  Normally the many gators I encounter during my trips into the Everglades backcountry bolt at the first sign of my kayak or Gheenoe.  Once in a great while a young gator will venture too close when I am catching lots of fish, attracted out of curiosity to all the jumping and splashing.  Usually smacking a paddle on the water sends him scurrying for cover.  Alligators that are aggressive down here tend to be ones fed by humans, mainly tourists.

My most memorable gator encounter for 2022 took place on a sunny day in March when I took my college buddy Morris on a trip along the historic Loop Road near Everglades City. I figured we would take a break from the serious day-long fishing trips into the backcountry and find some easier targets in the bass and cichlids in the canal along the gravel road as it winds its way through the swamp. The alligators were everywhere. Being teenage boys at heart, we couldn’t resist tossing one of the small fish we caught to a big gator lounging in the slough near a big culvert.

The fish bounced a few feet down the slope but didn’t make it to the water.  All of a sudden, the docile reptile came rocketing out of the water at warp speed to gobble down the fish.  His momentum carried him up the incline almost onto the road.  It must have been comical to watch two old coots scrambling back towards their SUV in utter terror, but thankfully no one was there to record the incident.  Lesson relearned:  DO NOT FEED THE GATORS!! 

The biggest bummer of the year followed in the wake of Hurricane Ian that struck southwest Florida in late September.  I had dutifully rigged my Gheenoe, a motorized canoe, under my house on Chokoloskee Island near Everglades City as advised by old salts down here.  Following that advice, my boat had survived in good condition a five-foot flood tide that swept over Chokoloskee during Hurricane Irma in 2017.  Unfortunately, either because I didn’t insert the bilge plug or the ropes anchoring the boat and trailer to the building  pillars were too tight to allow them to float, saltwater surged a couple of feet deep into the boat and destroyed the electrical system. 

When I returned to Florida in early November, I took the boat to my local marina in Naples and got the bad news.  A month and $5,000 later everything was put back in order, and fortunately the damage was mostly covered by my boat insurance.  The big relief was that the motor was undamaged.  Whew! 

In the category of confusing was an exploratory trip to find brook trout and maybe some cutthroats reputedly swimming in a remote creek in the Colorado high country south of Del Norte.  One of the best angling guidebooks for exploring secluded waters around my neck of the woods in Colorado is ­­­49 Trout Streams of Southern Colorado by Williams and McPhail.  They sang the praises of Torsido Creek, a tributary of La Jara Creek south of Del Norte, Colorado.  I had fished La Jara Creek below La Jara Reservoir a number of times with great success, so was anxious to explore the upper La Jara and Torsido Creek.  After a long and bone-jarring ride over a narrow, bumpy gravel road that hadn’t seen a grader for some time, I made it to the lake and drove to its upper reaches where La Jara Creek flows in.  Trouble was, the creek was next to invisible in the expansive meadow above the reservoir, and it wasn’t clear where it was joined by Torsido Creek.  To exacerbate matters, I had run off and left my detailed maps of the area in my travel trailer back in Del Norte and the GPS on my cell phone wasn’t working.  No worries I thought.  Torsido had to be out there somewhere.  But after wandering about for almost two hours, marching through muck, dodging a big bull, and clambering over a couple of barbwire fences in my waders, I flew the white flag and turned tail back to my SUV.  Fortunately, on the way back I had to cross upper La Jara Creek, and serendipitously where I did some trout were rising.  That was the start of an epic afternoon of catching not only some fat, beautiful brook trout, but also some muscular, truculent tiger trout that apparently are stocked in the reservoir and run up the creek to eat.  http://hooknfly.com/2022/10/24/taming-the-tigers-of-torsido-and-upper-la-jara-creek-near-del-norte-co/

Not until I got back to camp did I discover the confluence with Torsido Creek is hidden in the gap in a ridge about a quarter mile from where I stopped fishing that day.  Darn, guess I will have to schedule a return engagement in 2023!

Persistence Pays Off

Like many things in life, persistence pays off in angling.  Two years ago I experienced a particularly humbling experience at the hands of brook trout on the upper reaches of the Huerfano (Wear-fano) River in the wilds of the Sangre de Cristo Mountains of southern Colorado.  Fishing in one of the most scenic valleys I’ve ever set foot in, I was sure this was going to be a banner day when in the first pool I came to I spied nice brook trout finning in the depths.  However, three hours and 20 expletives later, I flew the white flag.  I had scored nary a bite the whole time as the spawning brookies made clear amore was more important than eating.  With the air redolent of skunk, I slunk back to my SUV.  Now fast forward to the summer of 2022.  I decided to return to the scene of the skunking for a measure of revenge.  But this time things looked even worse when I hit the water after navigating the rough road to the Lily Lake trailhead.  It was mid-summer, and the brook trout weren’t spawning.  Indeed, none of the alluring pools seemed to hold any fish.  So after two hours of flailing the water, I started back to the SUV, tail between my legs.  Luckily, I had to cross a very narrow, but fast-flowing tributary of the Huerfano in the meadow to the west of the river.  As I did, I happened to see what appeared to be a rise at a bend below me in the creek.  What the heck, I thought, and threw my fly downstream.  It floated a few feet, then was sucked in by what turned out to be a chunky brook trout.  So that’s where the little devils were hiding.  That was the first of more than a dozen nice brookies from what I have dubbed the West Fork of the Huerfano.  You won’t see it named on a map, but believe me, it and the fish are there.  Indeed, persistence pays off.

And speaking of stick-to-it-of-ness, a case of avian persistence opened my eyes.  I am a confirmed amateur birdwatcher, especially at my mountain cabin in Colorado where a steady cavalcade of western tanagers, evening grosbeaks, hummingbirds, and many others at my birdfeeders provides a steady stream of pleasure.  But those bird feeders have also attracted pinon jays and Clark’s Nutcrackers, drawing me into a never-ending battle with these noisy, wily, and voracious, albeit handsome, birds.  Imagine their fright when I come storming out on the front porch hurling expletives till the Colorado sky turns even bluer.  I did some research on-line to see if there were any better strategies to deal with these smart, raucous marauders, and in the process learned that because of habitat loss, notably destruction of pinyon trees they rely on for food, and climate change, these iconic western birds are declining precipitously. 

Indeed, one report estimated the pinyon jays have declined 85% of the past 50 years and that there are only 700,000 left worldwide (versus 8 billion humans)! All of this made me realize I need to focus closer to home on saving the world. That will mean nurturing the pinyon trees already growing on my land and planting new ones. It will also mean biting my tongue when the raiders come to my bird feeders and dutifully hanging another suet cake when they take their leave. My thanks to them for their persistence and opening my eyes.

On The Horizon: Looking Forward to 2023

So what’s on the agenda for 2022? First and foremost is to get back down to Florida to get my saltwater chops back.  I arrived in Everglades City a couple of months ago, got the kayak and Gheenoe ready to go, and started executing that plan.  A 24-inch snook on my first yak outing led the fish parade not to mention a 33-inch leviathan out in my Gheenoe with buddy Steve Keeble in the New Year!

More stories and tall tales to come from the Everglades backcountry!  I also want to explore some of the remote brackish canals east of Naples, Florida, that are impossible to access except with a kayak.  Big snook are rumored to hide out there along with the gators! Fishing some remote islands in the Florida Keys is also on the agenda.

On the writing front, my article on fishing the Fakahatchee Strand Preserve State Park in the Everglades is scheduled for publication soon in an issue of Florida Sportsman to be followed by a piece on the top ten tackle, gear, and techniques tips for kayak anglers in the Everglades.  On the trout side, American Fly Fishing will carry an article this spring about my adventures this past summer on La Garita and Carnero Ceeks, two remote high-country streams in Colorado, to be followed later in the year by shorter pieces on upper La Jara and Tarryall Creeks, also in Colorado.

In the keep it under your hat category, I am also in initial negotiations with Kevin Kostner for a new TV series now that it looks as if he’s dropping out of “Yellowstone.” It will tentatively be called “Tales of a Zombie Fisherman” and will be based on my 2022 shenanigants on Halloween night when I went trick-or-treating with my favorite little witch Aly. Stay tuned!!

Of course, I will chase some trout with my sweetheart Aly and find Torsido Creek at long last.