Emergency Health Warning Issued for South Florida Saltwater Anglers!!

December 2023

As if Covid and RSV infections are not enough to deal with, now south Florida saltwater anglers must grapple with another dreaded illness that has no known permanent cure: MANGROVE MADNESS!! Unfortunately, one of the vicissitudes of a life of fishing in the Everglades is the extreme likelihood that one will eventually contract this pernicious disease. How do you determine if you are afflicted? Common symptoms include repeatedly attempting to make nearly impossible long casts to tarpon hiding under overhanging mangrove branches or in log-infested, narrow backcountry creeks.

Another sure manifestation is venturing into claustrophobic mangrove tunnels filled with numerous snags, clutching branches, and sticky spider webs in search of elusive snook.

Fortunately, when I contracted this wicked malady, I immediately sought medical attention. The good news, my doctor informed me, was that the latest scientific piscatorial research reveals that, as he put it quite succinctly, “the tug is the drug.” In other words, it is curable only by catching and releasing prodigious numbers of truculent snook and high-flying tarpon in mangrove jungles and other infested overgrown locations.

Actually, I would later learn that there really is no cure. However, intensive on-the-water treatment several times a week reportedly can forestall deadly relapses. I urge all my fishing colleagues in the Everglades to take appropriate action to prevent succumbing to this mind-bending disease!!

Lignumvitae and Shell Keys: No-Motor Zone Fishing Magic In The Florida Keys

For my earlier fishing adventure around Lignumvitae Key, see https://hooknfly.com/2019/01/26/the-forgotten-florida-keys-park-part-two-lignumvitae-key-state-botanical-park/

Tired of dodging motor boats, jet skis, and other human flotsam and jetsam when fishing the Florida Keys? Take a paddle on the wild side in the no-motor zones around little-known Lignumvitae and Shell Keys off Islamorada–and hold on tight for brawling barracuda, tenacious tarpon, and tackle-busting bonefish.

Download my article from the October 2023 issue of Florida Sportsman for the inside skinny…

A Magical Mystery Tour

Mid-July 2023

With the big runoff of 2023 here in Colorado finally abating, I took a week in the backcountry to explore some new creeks for articles in American Fly Fishing. I set up my mobile fish camp in the excellent Woods and River RV Park on the banks of the Rio Grande River in Del Norte. Then it was off for three days of recon on some remote, beautiful waters. Aside from some dicey moments on several rugged 4wd tracks that threatened to dislodge my dental work, the exploratory trips could not have gone better. The weather was beautiful, the scenery spectacular, the waters fishable, and the fish famished. You can read about these adventures, including a little-known water with rare Rio Grande Cutthroats, in upcoming issues of my favorite magazine.

Figuring I had earned a few lazy days, I rose late the next morning and decided to fish some waters closer by with easier access. Boy, glad I did. The first two I took a look at were still too high and muddy from the runoff, but the third was eminently fishable albeit a tad cloudy. I rigged up my 4-weight TFO wand with a #16 Royal Stimulator that my aging eyes could easily follow in the foam and dropped a #16 red and pink beadhead San Juan Worm a couple of feet below it. I find that color combo surprisingly effective during runoff. Go figure.

On my first cast at the bottom of a good-looking pool, a Lilliputian 8-inch brookie nailed the worm. At least I wouldn’t get skunked. Several casts later further up in the depths of the pool, the Stimi was yanked under uncermoniously, and when I set the hook a big fish rolled on the surface and dived. He tore upstream, then reversed and headed for a big snag on the other bank. My rod bent perilously as I winched him back into the hole. The fight lasted several minutes including one mad rush the fish made to get downstream below me into some fast water that would have likely snapped my leader. With some fancy footwork, I managed to cut him off and finally netted the leviathan–a gorgeous rainbow that pushed 20-inches! It took several minutes for my blood pressure to settle down. I would catch another dozen or so brookies over the next hour, but my day was made.

Next day I did some touring and sight-seeing with my favorite photographer, Ms. Jodi Bol who had captured the big rainbow in that gorgeous photo. But when I spied an alluring meadow stretch of a wild and wooly canyon creek I had fished years ago, she was kind enough to grant me dispensation to make a few casts. While the water was high and flowing fast, it was clear. I opted to drop a beadhead sparkle caddis larva beneath the Royal Stimulator to imitate the numerous fat cased caddis larva I spied under streambed rocks. In the first pool, I fooled several brownies which is all I caught my last time on this water. But in the next pool I nice rainbow surprised me by inhaling the Stimi as it careened downstream in a fast run. Another rainbow followed, loving that fast water.

In the next pool, much shallower, something smacked the dropper and took off in a frantic run upstream. Imaging my surprise when it turned out to be a feisty, colorful little brook trout. A couple of his buddies followed suit. Now it dawned on me that I have a surprise Slam–three different kinds of trout from the same stream. With my wading staff assisting, I danced a little jig on the slippery rocks, not a mean feat for a septuagenarian. Fortunately, Ms. Bol was out photographing wildflowers so the event was not memorialized.

But the real celebration soon followed when I was shocked to hook and land a handsome cuttbow, an orange slash under his mouth certifying I had a Grand Slam–four different kinds of trout. Now I have had several slams over the course of my angling career, but none more surprising or unexpected. And to top the day off, my last fish of the day a few minutes laters was a handsome, hard-fighting brownie, an exclamation point on a fine two hours of fishing.

Here’s a video recounting the two days and to prove they actually took place. We all know how anglers tend to exaggerate and even prevericate, present company partially excepted:

I am calling it my magical mystery tour–can anyone out there guess which stream yielded the Grand Slam?? What about the the water inhabited by that Brobingnagian rainbow?

Holiday Fun With My Little Sunshine!

Late December 2022

Just back in Florida from a fun holiday week in Colorado with my sweetheart granddaughter Aly, her Daddy, and Grandma. The week was a vertible movable feast of merrymaking. I arrived in Denver to a frigid temperature of -7 degrees, but warmed up immediately with a big hug from Aly at the airport. We were soon off to do some last minute shopping together followed by a wonderful Christmas celebration–what’s better than opening presents with a six-year old. Then we tackled some of her new Legos projects–with Grandpa relegated to a role of organizing the myriad pieces by color and she doing the construction work, hit three playgrounds in one day, spent a morning at an indoor pool, and played new games like Villain Monopoly and Exploding Kittens card game, both in which she crushed Grandpa, showing no mercy. A record snowstorm hit a few days later so we got to play in the white stuff with some sledding and building a snowman on the agenda followed by some real snow snow cones. On New Year’s Eve we rang in the new year with a tour of the best decorated holiday houses in the neighborhood and a stunning light show at a local venue. What a grand finale to a perfect stay.

I took the red eye back to Florida on New Year’s Day and immediately started the thawing process!

My best to all my friends and readers for 2023!